| Quote |
| Atlanta: Sorry, you cant tie a giraffe to a telephone pole. |
| Cleveland: Wanna catch mice? You need a license. |
| Frankfort, Kentucky: Shooting off a police officers tie is a very bad thing. |
| Norfolk, Virginia: If youre a girl, you must wear a corset to attend a dance. |
| Hawaii: Under no circumstances should you place a pennie in your ear. |
| Boston, Massachusetts: You cant bathe more than once a week. |
| Kentucky: You must bathe at least once a year. |
| Muncie, Indiana: It is a crime to carry a fishing tackle into a cemetery. |
| Los Angeles, California: It is prohibited for a wife to be beaten with a leather strap wider than two inches except with her written permission. |
| Brooklyn, New York: Donkeys are not allowed to sleep in bathtubs. |
| Detroit, Michigan: An ordinance prohibits sitting in the middle of the street to read a newspaper. |
| Norfolk, Virginia: It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 A.M. and after 4 P.M. |
| Louisiana: Catching lizards at night is prohibited. |
| Massachusetts: It is illegal to duel with water pistols. |
| Kentucky: A man may not purchase a hat unless his wife is with him. |
| South Carolina: State law forbids crawling around in public sewers without a permit. |
| Boston, Massachusetts: Mourners at a wake must not eat more than three sandwiches apiece. |
| Memphis, Tennessee: It is against the law to sell teddy bears or yo-yos on Sunday. |
| Santa Ana, California: Two or more persons may not congregate for the purpose of discussion on the sidewalks. |
| Texas: Carrying a spear or a sword to a polling place is illegal. |
