Dumb Laws!

Massachusetts: All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.

New Orleans: A dog is entitled to his first bite of a person.

California: Removing your clothes in a bath house is against the law.

Zion, Illinois: It is prohibited to teach pets to smoke cigars.

Urbana, Illinois: A monster is not allowed within the city limits.

Cicero, Illinois: An ordinance prohibits humming on the streets on Sunday.

Belvedere, California: An ordinance reads that no dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.

Milwaukee, Wisconsin an old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car.

Louisiana: It is illegal to gargle in public places.

Topeka, Kansas: The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.

Kalamazoo, Michigan: It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.

Kansas: The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

Detroit, Michigan: Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.

Detroit, Michigan: It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.

Augusta, Maine: To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law.

Omaha, Nebraska: Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.

Spartansburg, South Carolina: Eating watermelons in the Magnolia Street cemetery is forbidden.

Nogales, Arizona: An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.

Massachusetts: It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.

Iowa: A kiss lasting more than five minutes is against the law.

Oklahoma: It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

Toledo, Ohio: Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.

Huntington, West Virginia: Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse.

Baldwin Park, California: It is unlawful to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

Boston, Massachusetts: An old law prohibits the taking of baths on Sunday.

North Andover, Massachusetts: An ordinance prohibits the use of space guns.

Tylertown, Mississippi: It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street.
Milford, Massachusetts: Peeping in the windows of automobiles is forbidden.

Milwaukee, Wisconsin: It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to attract attention.

Arkansas: A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

Miami, Florida: It is against the law to imitate animals.

Texas: Carrying a spear or a sword to a polling place is illegal.

Santa Ana, California: Two or more persons may not congregate for the purpose of discussion on the sidewalks.